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"Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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Duly noted. And I will add one, I have Cards Against Humanity to thank for this one and it’s a history joke  to boot: 
What do white people like? 
John Wilkes Booth. 

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lacunal:

this is really well done

and thats what you get for being a greedy asshole

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supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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bjerge:

there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way

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tagged/me

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